Information reaching Kossyderrickent has it that Lizzo nearly flipped Cardi B’s golf cart while sitting at the back.
The other day, Cardi B was hanging out at Washington D.C.’s Broccoli City Festival when her golf cart almost flipped over. Which is so scary, I’m nervous even thinking about it.
In a video of the incident, it looks like the cart had a near-flip thanks to someone jumping on the back to hitch a ride, but fortunately it righted itself again and Car.
During her performance, Cardi (who was wearing thigh-high denim heels and a Princess Diana tee like a total legend) confirmed that this would be her final show for the remainder of her pregnancy, telling the crowd, “This is my last performance I’m about to turn up… I’m not even gon’ lie, y’all, I’m on 10 percent.”
The “body positivity” movement would have you believe that no amount of morbid obesity, no number of fat rolls, no insulin level due to a few too many extra-large Big Macs, should make you feel ashamed of yourself.
But if you nearly capsize your buddy’s vehicle thanks to the sheer square footage of your rear end? Perhaps it’s time to put down the Twinkies and take a hard look at yourself – however much of the mirror that might take up.
Example? Recording artist Lizzo, who’s made a name for herself not so much because of her singing chops, but for pouring her jelly belly into outfits made from dental floss and Christmas ribbon, flaunting her plus-plus-plus-sized curves as some symbol of women’s empowerment. (Her own, not Little Debbie’s.) But it turns out that no matter how many worthless Grammys you rake in or how many rabid leftists praise you for being willing to show up to the airport in assless leggings with your cellulite on full display, the bathroom scale don’t care. And neither does physics.
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