SPLIT: Democrats react over rumors of Donald Trump Jr and Kimberly Guilfoyle broke up

Information reaching Kossyderrickent has it that Democrats react over rumors of Don Jr and Kimberly Guilfoyle broke up.

Yesterday, rumors began to spread that Don Jr and Kimberly Guilfoyle have broken up. The report hasn’t been confirmed by popular tabloids in the United States of America.

It remains unknown to whom the substance belonged or how it arrived at the premises, though numerous conservatives quipped that it may have belonged to first son Hunter Biden.

Newsmax host Robb Schmitt jested that “it wouldn’t be a thumpin’ July 4th weekend without Hunter Biden ripping lines off of a bust of Teddy Roosevelt.”

Hunter is known to have struggled with substance abuse, though he and his family maintain that he has long since kicked his addictions and worked to turn his life around.

I never quite understood the allure of this couple. Donald Trump Jr. is a young guy, somewhat handsome (if obnoxious, facsist coke-heads are your type) and could basically have any hot blonde in MAGA world. Kimberly Guilfoyle is 54, so almost ten years older than Trump, and it just seems she is so desperate to glom onto the Trump Train that she went for Don Jr. when he divorced his wife and the mother of his five young children. But, they have been dating since 2018, and for the most part seem like a normal couple.

Also, believe it or not, Kimberly is actually quite smart and at least at one point, was quite the prosecutor. She became famous prosecuting the horrific case of Diane Whipple, a young lacrosse coach who was killed by a San Francisco couple’s dogs, who were the pitbull-like breed Presa Canario. Guilfoyle won the case, often appearing on TV, and a legal star was born. And of course she was at a time the First Lady of San Francisco, being married to Gavin Newsom.