Information reaching Kossyderrickent has it has it US journalist confirms Trudeau Smokes Cuban Cigar To Honor Dad On Father’s Day.
The report was confirmed by popular American tabloid, The Babylon Bee.
According to reports, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau lit up a Cuban cigar to honor his dad on Father’s Day.
“Yeah, this has been a tradition of mine ever since my dear old Dad Fide — er, I mean, Pierre, started sending me boxes of these babies every year,” said Trudeau while puffing on a Cohiba. “Ahhhh… fresh from the homeland.”
Cuba is awash with tributes to Castro ahead of his birthday on Saturday. Earlier on Friday, 90 people donated blood at a small school in Artemisa province in his honor.
Cueto eclipsed his previous record of around 82 meters (270 feet) with his new masterpiece, which took 10 days to roll with the help of several assistants in an old Spanish colonial era fort overlooking Havana Bay.
Cigars have been Cuba’s signature product ever since Christopher Columbus saw natives smoking rolled up tobacco leaves when he first sailed to the Caribbean island in 1492.
Sources close to the Prime Minister said he often takes a moment to smoke a Cuban cigar to help decompress after a long day of destroying civil liberties, freezing bank accounts of political enemies, and dressing like a dark-skinned Indian sultan. “The Prime Minister took the time to honor his father today. His father is Pierre and definitely not Fidel the Communist Cuban dictator, may he rest in eternal peace,” said a spokesperson for Trudeau.
At publishing time, Trudeau had finished off his Father’s Day festivities with a smooth Cuban mojito in honor of his dad, whose name is Pierre and not Fidel.
A Cuban cigar maker broke his own record on Friday by rolling the world’s longest cigar at 90 meters (295 feet), the length of a soccer field, dedicating the monster smoke to Fidel Castro ahead of the retired leader’s 90th birthday.
Castro, who took power in Cuba’s 1959 revolution and ruled for nearly half a century, was often seen puffing on his favored, long and thin lancero model until he quit in 1985.
“I want to dedicate this to a beloved Comandante Fidel Castro,” said Jose Castelar Cairo, better known as “Cueto”, who has won the world record five times before.
