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Every once in a while, one of the Kardashians does something so outlandish that it makes me think, Wow, stars really *are* just like us. And on this glorious Thursday afternoon, it’s supermodel extraordinaire Kendall Nicole Jenner, who resorted to peeing in a car after having to go *that* badly. Now let me add the crucial detail: said vehicle was en route to the freakin’ Met Gala. Kendall was more than happy to spill (pun intended) on Pee-gate™️ and the fact that some of it got on her Prada shoes. 🤧

The whole saga was recounted on this week’s episode of The Kardashians, where Kenny had to find a desperate bathroom solution just before making her way up the steps of the Met Gala. “I need to drink a sip of water, and I need to pee. Nobody judge me,” she told her entourage in the van. But with nowhere to go, someone suggested using an ice bucket—an idea that was initially laughed off by the supermodel before she ultimately decided that…well, if ya gotta go… ¯_(ツ)_/¯.

“That is so mortifying for whoever has to deal with my pee later. I’m so sorry,” she said. And though viewers never saw who had the unfortunate job of cleaning that up, there was a pretty hilarious exchange about potentially selling the celeb’s pee. Others chimed in and said using buckets actually wasn’t thaaaaaat odd because apparently “it happens all the time backstage.”

Kendall then proceeded to announce, “It’s going to happen, but someone needs to run music because I can’t let you guys listen to me pee,” which, fair. “This is so wrong, I’m going to cry,” she squealed. “This is so wrong, I can’t. Prada, I’m so sorry,” she said before confessing she’d just peed on her feet accidentally. Despite the mishap, in a later confessional the model admitted that going to the bathroom in the van actually turned out to be the “best decision I’ve ever made because I don’t know what I would have done when I got inside.”

From seemingly getting “banned” from Uber to going viral for her not-so-great cucumber-cutting skills, Kendall Jenner has had her share of bizarre moments. 

But her latest juncture might be the strangest one yet. 

In the latest episode of “The Kardashians,” the model revealed she had to use an ice bucket to relieve herself on the way to this year’s Met Gala.

“Prada, I’m so sorry,” she added before admitting she mistakenly peed on her feet. 

In the episode’s confessional, the Eight Reserve tequila founder said going to the bathroom in the van was the “best decision” she’d ever made.

“I don’t know what I would have done when I got inside,” she shared. 

You can watch new episodes of “The Kardashians” Thursdays on Hulu. But it was a bumpy road to the Met for Jenner. After hauling her “so big and so heavy” skirt into a sprinter van, the reality star was out of breath — and needed to relieve herself.

“I need to pee. Nobody judge me,” Jenner said, prompting a member of her entourage to offer up an ice bucket.

“That is so mortifying for whoever has to deal with my pee later. I’m so sorry,” Jenner said, adding, “Prada, I’m so sorry!”

It was an eventful evening all around for the Kardashian-Jenner women, all of whom attended the gala together for the first time ever.

Kim Kardashian dominated headlines by showing up in Marilyn Monroe’s iconic “Happy Birthday, Mr. President” dress, and Kylie Jenner walked the carpet in an Off-White wedding gown accessorized with a veiled baseball cap.

Meanwhile, both Kourtney and Khloé Kardashian made their Met Gala debuts — the former wearing “a deconstructed version” of husband Travis Barker’s Thom Browne suit, and the latter in a gold beaded Moschino gown that nailed the night’s “Gilded Glamour” theme.