Iowa man has been charged after getting caught pleasuring himself at ‘Kum & Go’ gas station.
Customers of the Kum & Go, as well as others in the area from neighboring businesses, were able to identify Kelly as the jerk off who was exposing himself at the gas station, and when officers went to his house with surveillance footage, he confirmed that he had clothes matching the suspect but denied being the man in the video.
But turns out Kelly was just yanking their chain, and eventually admitted being the man from the surveillance footage. He claimed he wasn’t actually playing with himself, but was just scratching his genitals.
Per local radio station 1630 KCJJ, the incident happened back in March and involved 54-year-old Kenneth Kelly, who allegedly followed around patrons at a local Kum & Go convenience store to say sexual things to them before masturbating in their presence. Surveillance footage of the incident is said to show Kelly approaching the store and his victims.
A police officer canvassed the area with photos of Kelly, with multiple subjects from nearby allegedly identifying him.
The officer then allegedly confronted Kelly at his apartment, where he said he had clothing that matched was appeared on the surveillance footage, but denied it was him.
Well police weren’t going to let him get off that easy, and charged Kelly with indecent exposure, a misdemeanor which carries up to a year in jail if convicted.
Maybe next time don’t take the name quite so literally…
