Baby Gronk gets rizzed up by Livvy Dunne.
The internet as we know it today was released to the public on April 30, 1993. It was designed to share information and make news, weather and expertise on various subjects more accessible.
This crazy idea was meant to connect people, cultures and families around the world. And it’s important to keep that in mind as we travel into its current iteration 30 years later.
Fast forward to current times: there are debates about misinformation, speed over accuracy when reporting the news, and free speech, all fueled by plenty of angry people . So when something like “Livvy” or “rizz” is trending, you take a quick peek behind the curtain — and typically never in public because you just don’t know what will pop up. Everyone knows that Livvy rizzed up Baby Gronk, which caused him to commit to LSU. Baby Gronk is the No. 1 college football prospect in the country because he averages over 300 yards and 5 touchdowns a game. Everyone in the world wants Baby Gronk, but only LSU has Livvy to rizz up Baby Gronk.
Who knows what would happen if Baby Gronk and Baby Diggs faced off and Baby Diggs won. Maybe Livvy would rizz up Baby Diggs and leave Baby Gronk, just as she did Drip King. That would make Baby Diggs the new Baby Gronk AND the new Drip King, Baby Gronk would be the old Drip King, and Drip King would become just a guy.
What if Baby Gronk and Baby Diggs met and rizzed up EACH OTHER?! They could BOTH commit to LSU WITHOUT Livvy. That would make Baby Diggs the new Livvy, Baby Gronk would be the new Drip King, and Livvy would be forced to move to New York out of shame, becoming the new Baby Diggs.
This is wild, I know — but imagine if there’s a Baby Livvy who comes up and SHE rizzes up Baby Gronk? That would make Baby Livvy the new Livvy, Baby Gronk would be the new Drip King, Livvy would be the old Drip King, and Baby Diggs would stay Baby Diggs, because he’s not involved in this scenario.
What if Gronk has a baby? Then there’s a new Baby Gronk. This would mean Baby Gronk becomes Toddler Gronk.
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