An Indonesian man had to undergo emergency surgery after breaking penis performing “world’s most dangerous sex position”

Information reaching Kossyderrickent has it that An Indonesian man had to undergo emergency surgery after breaking penis performing “world’s most dangerous sex position”.

Lo and behold, things went south after the man suddenly heard a loud cracking sound followed by “pain discomfort and immediate loss of erection.”

Following the boudoir backfire, the patient began bleeding out of the tip of his penis and found himself unable to urinate.

Realizing something had gone horribly awry, the frightened fellow reportedly to the General Hospital of West Nusa Tenggara Province.

By that time, his penis had swollen and turned deep purple in a condition known in medical parlance as “eggplant deformity” — a telltale sign of a break, per the study.

While the penis is technically boneless, the word “fracture” is used to describe a tear in the tunica albuginea — the tissue that allows the penis to become enlarged and erect.

Now just hold on a goddamn minute here. You’re telling me reverse cowgirl is the most dangerous sex position? That doesn’t even include standing up. I would have bet all my blogger money that a position that includes laying down on your back would not break your dick. Also love the breakdown of the position in the article here. Needed that. 

I refuse to believe this ‘doctor’. How many people are doing sex wrong if you’re getting fractured dicks this way? Can’t happen. Won’t happen. I don’t mean to scare anyone here with facts and reporting, but you can have reverse cowgirl sex and not break a dick. That’s just a fact – I say this as someone who has a perfect 100% batting rate of not leaving sex with an eggplant phallus.