HOT: Rumors that Corey Perry is away from the team because he fucked Connor Bedard’s mom is WILD

Information reaching Kossyderrickent has it that Rumors that Corey Perry is away from the team because he had sex Connor Bedard’s mother is WILD.

Connor Bedard is the talk of the town in the hockey world, and in Chicago where he has (properly) been anointed the savior of Chicago sports. That is, until Jed Hoyer and the Chicago Cubs pony up over half a billion for Shohei Ohtani (you gotta speak this stuff into existence). Manifest… Visualize… Make it happen…

The Bulls are a disaster, the Bears are still rebuilding (fire Eberflus), the White Sox are as unserious as a professional sports organization can possible be…. it’s bad in Chicago right now. However, about 20 games into the season, and despite being surrounded by a miserable cast of inexperienced players, overpaid Seth Jones, and now the competent veterans like Taylor Hall (ACL injury) and Corey Perry gone, Bedard has proven to be the golden boy that we all thought he was.

He’s leading all rookies in points, has handled the media circus with poise and maturity, and being just a few months over 18 years old, he skates and shoots with the confidence of someone who has been in the league for a minute. And on top of all of that, Corey Perry f*cked his mom…

Ok, ok… that’s just a joke. Calm down.

In response to inquiries about Perry’s status, Blackhawks head coach Luke Richardson maintained a tight-lipped approach, stating via Charlie Roumeliotis:

“I just wanted to start by saying I know you have questions about Corey Perry not playing last night and attending practice today, but we’re going to keep that internal in the organization right now.”

Offering some insight, Blackhawks alternate captain Nick Foligno emphasized the need for professionalism amid uncertainty, saying via The Athletic:

“We’ve got a lot of young guys, so it’s kind of a shock at first. But it’s being a pro. We talk about it, and this is an opportunity to do that. It’s the outside noise that you have to push away, whether it’s this or anything else that’s going on in your life.”