Nigerians Mock Man Who Misspelt 'squatting' As 'squirting'

Nigerians have shown no joy and no mercy towards a man who misspelt ‘Squatting’ as ‘squirting’ in his tweet yesterday. His tweet has drawn many hilarious comments but the man wasn’t offended by the hilarious tweets.

Yesterday, a furniture maker, Eazy Ibies, took to his Twitter page to share a good news as he got his own apartment after squatting with his friend for 7 months. In his tweet, he mistakenly wrote ‘squirting’ instead of ‘squatting.’ His error drew many hilarious tweets from Nigerians.

Ibies is a furniture maker and the CEO (Chief Executive Officer) of Ibies furniture limited.

“After almost 7 months of squirting at my friend’s place due to some financial issues. All I can say is thank you Lord for starting over again. Still trying to be comfortable in this new apartment. Woke up decided to do a book shelf since money never dey for wine.

Being lazy just did it any how. Be no even know wetin to use the off cuts to do. Well books finally got a room,” Ibies tweeted.

After almost 7months of squirting at my friend place due to some financial issues.. All I can say is thank you lord for starting over again.. Still trying to be comfortable in this new apartment. woke up decided to do a book shelf since money never dey for wine 😋😋😂😂 pic.twitter.com/irlTkl94PC

— IBIE’S (@eazy_ibies) December 1, 2020

Being lazy just did it any how.. 😂😂😂 I be no even know wetin to use the off cuts to do. Well books finally got a room 😂😂

— IBIE’S (@eazy_ibies) December 1, 2020

Reactions from Nigerians below:

Your friend must be really nice, he allowed you to squirt in his house for good 7 months without pursuing you out?

— KANNY🀄 (@o_kanyy) December 1, 2020

Congrats on you squirting independently my brother…no be everybody get their own squirt sorry peace of mind.

— J£ff Bezzo$ (@j_eff_ery) December 1, 2020

I’m glad you finally got ur own apartment. Now you & her cab squirt freely with no disturbance… Nice one🤝🏾

— Amala Tourist/Ambassador🃏 (@Savagekizz) December 1, 2020

Osheeeyyy Squidward pic.twitter.com/dkQvx62W3r

— Òbong Santa-Gregory (@IdorenyinGreg) December 1, 2020

7 months of squirting. Wow how exhausting that must be for you

— Oogway God’s doodle #EndSARS (@astuffia) December 1, 2020

More energy to squirt my friend

— ayọ (@aylimitless) December 1, 2020

Omo your squirting paid off. Oluwa no go let us squirt in vain.

— e t (@hollowcuss) December 1, 2020

Congrats my nigga. Now you can squirt at your own place. 🙏🏾

— OTUNBA (@OGCarterMillz) December 1, 2020

Oh yeah, oh yeah, ahhh yeah, oooooh yeeeeah, yeah yeahhh, ohhh you are welcum to the home owners club.

Your friend really tried.

— Lola Okunrin (@lollypeezle) December 1, 2020

And some girls have not been able to even squirt for once in their lifetime but here is a man that squirted for a whole 7months.
Favour over Labour.

— È y i t a y ò (@eyiteeonline) December 1, 2020

I can’t even get my girl to squirt but here’s a man who squirted for 7 months nonstop in a friend’s house. The last time I tried squirting at a friend’s house he threw me out.

Congrats. hopefully you let someone else squirt in yours too.

— 忽必烈 • (@KhanofKhans_) December 1, 2020

Hope you are getting him a new bed, cox you squirt on his bed for seven good months and just leave like that😂

— Philip Esther (@PhilipEsther19) December 1, 2020

7 months of squirting…. Omo your friend na Boss.

He just dey work tirelessly round the clock.
God that did your own will do our own o

— Eniolami💙💛❤️ (@Rubielanshi) December 1, 2020