Information reaching Kossyderrickent has it that Reactions as young guy uses flexing of his Costco membership card to woo a girl and date during game. (Read More Here).
I wanted to say do not let this pimp in the headline but I don’t think anyone says pimp anymore. It’s not the early-2000s, idiot. Anyways, all I know is do not let this guy and his Costco card anywhere around your broad (girl). They will be left in such a soaking wet mess they will have no choice but to go home with him. They will leave you in a heartbeat the moment this guy breaks out the game-changer. How do you compete with that? A black card? Good luck. Sam’s Club? Okay, poor guy. BJ’s? Buddy, the only one getting a BJ is this fella right here.
You can see it on this girl’s face. She’s amazed. She’s bewildered even. How could this man, dressed in a ref uniform on a Friday afternoon at a Boston College game, break out this move on me? She has no other decision but to mutter the words ‘wow.’ Now she’s on her way to go get a $1.50 hot dog and unlimited refills soda. The man is a menace to society with this.
Reactions below:
Michael: DISGUSTING use of power. This is not what I envisioned when I joined Costco. Did I mention that I am also a Costco member?
Patrick: Young kings:
Find yourself a girl who is impressed by your Costco membership.
Aberdeen: Too many young guys out there keep getting horrible advice about how to get a girlfriend. All you need is a good attitude and a Costco card.
Peter: Flexing a Costco card might be the best pick up of all time.
Cynthia: A man with his own Costco card. It says income. It says responsibility. That man is ready to be a boyfriend, a husband, a father. You lock that shit down.
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