Republicans melt down like absolute freaks as they find a new target for their paranoia and bigotry: Kohl’s

Republicans melt down like absolute freaks as they find a new target for their paranoia and bigotry: Kohl’s. 

The popular department store is under fire from MAGA for selling cute little Pride Month clothing for children — the kind of utterly harmless inclusive thing that now regularly sends conservatives into a furor. 

Republicans have already declared war on Disney, Bud Light, and Target. Kohl’s joins those companies as MAGA maniacs froth and screech about a Pride onesie and rainbow-colored tutu because they think it’s “indoctrination.” They’ve even begun to bombard Kohl’s with one star reviews.

The pathetic outburst is just further proof that Republicans are completely consumed by culture war nonsense. Meanwhile, Democrats are the serious political adults in America focused on better wages, healthcare, and fighting climate change.

Meet Forgiato Blow (born Kurt Jantz), who’s like if every terrible Trumper was combined into one cretinous lump to create the biggest and worst possible MAGA mascot.

KKKurt, who is not at all related to anyone in the Trump clan, claims to have “pioneered” a genre called “MAGA rap,” having reinvented himself in Trump’s image when his other attempts to get famous failed.

With a face full of bad tattoos and his ever-present red hat, KKKurt blows extra hard as he attempts to jump on every MAGA bandwagon boycott.

Thanks to his “Boycott Target” video, which has been shared by the likes of Marjorie Taylor Greene, KKKurt is at the forefront of this year’s performative Pride projection.

All of the MAGAts emerge from their hidey-holes every June to fear-shart over drag queens who will eat your kids if they look at a rainbow shirt or something.

But this year they’re going extra hard at Target for continuing to sell acceptance of all humans off the rack.