Information reaching Kossyderrickent has it that Cruzeiro defender, Marlon Xavier, got booked after he threw Luis Suarez boot away due football match.
This angered Suarez even more as he stood up with his arms out by his sides as he vented his frustration.
His complaints were answered as referee Marcelo de Lima Henrique handed Marlon a yellow card.
The moment has gone viral on social media, with many fans loving the gamesmanship on display.
One Tweeted: “When the sh*thouse becomes the sh*thoused.”
Luis Suarez is undoubtedly one of the greatest strikers of his generation, scoring tons for Liverpool, Barcelona and Uruguay throughout the 2010s. He was also a Hall of Famer sh*thouse, meaning any footage of him receiving the same medicine should be treated like an oasis in the Sahara.
Whether he’s making enemies of the entire nation of Ghana, viewing centre-backs as drumsticks from KFC or protesting for handball against opposition goalkeepers, Suarez has kept fans entertained with his relentless brand of the dark arts.
Even Sergio Ramos, whose antics introduced the world ‘sh*thousery’ into common parlance, looked like a naive work apprentice whistling as he skipped down the road for some tartan paint and a long reach when compared to Suarez.
So seeing an opponent dish it out to Suarez was a bit like Harry Potter using Severus Snape’s own spells against him in the Half-Blood Prince; amusing, but probably misguided.
As Gremio tried to protect their 1-0 lead against Cruzeiro before their half-time oranges (or whatever the Brazilian equivalent is), Suarez felt a defender’s breath on his back and fell to the floor quicker than an apple onto Issac Newton’s head.
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