September 24, 2024

Information reaching Kossyderrickent has it that Allen West has celebrated as he got invested in the Sovereign Military Order of the Temple of Jerusalem, Knights Templar. 




Taking to social media, popular Republican candidate, Allen West, shared a picture showing off his Knight Templar outfit. His outfit has caused stirs on Twitter as it got Americans talking. 

Allen West wrote: “It’s official: I have been invested in the Sovereign Military Order of the Temple of Jerusalem, Knights Templar. I took an oath to protect the Christians in the Holy Land.”


Reactions below:


Johnson: This is a phony cosplay group. The real knights Templar were abolished in 1312 on charges ranging from heresy to sodomy. But still gandalfing very strongly, I guess.


Matthew: Allen West knows what happened to the real knights templar right? Cause if he wants to mimic them entirely I say go for it.


Mark: the republican party’s embrace of torture drove out anyone who was unwilling to support a united states official raping a prisoner with a tube and piping pureed spaghetti in until his colon burst, and the result was trumpism: an ideology which takes that as its first sacrament.


Pablo: Most Christians in the Holy Land today are, of course, Palestinians, so this is gonna be interesting.


Jeremy: Keep your religion to yourself. Jesus said not to broadcast on the street so that you can be praised.


Gustavo: We are living in a timeline where Monty Python movies are becoming historical documents.


Peter: If you want to wear funny costumes but think being a drag queen is not manly enough. 


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